Ask Me Anything -Scout

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[The Bostonian was in a mood today. He fully blamed his dad for him being stuck on this boat and not with his family so he was going to get his revenge by doing the one thing he knew for a fact would get under Spy’s skin: Exposing his secrets.
The man wore his mask like a suit of armor and Scout was ready to poke some holes in it before he left this ship.]
[The camera opens to a man with an athletic build, a bucked-tooth grin and bright blue eyes that almost glowed in some lighting due to radioactive energy drinks he chugged while he worked for Mann Co. (thank God for the respawn machine, am I right?)
He grinned at the people behind the screen and stuck a thumb in his chest]

ALRIGHT CHUCKLENUTS! Scout here! So, I don’t know jack shit about this place but I do know a couple things.
1) I’m pissed I can’t be with my kiddos at the moment.
2) I know some shit about Spy.
3) I know Spy is a bastard and likely pissed a lot of ya off already. If he hasn’t, he will so take the opportunity while it’s here. That’s me by the way.

I know some stuff he might never tell you guys and I’ll tell ya anything you wanna know while I’m here.

And ladies, hey! Single dad here. 3 beautiful kiddos and my own house and everything. I’ll take good care of ya

[He winks at the camera. He means well he’s just an idiot.]